I thought your plan was fool-proof?
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"user_text": "And......? ASD is a spectrum disorder. Just as there are many people who are \"high functioning\", there are also many who are \"mid-functioning\" and \"low-functioning\" who cannot work those jobs.\n\nLet's not treat it as some disorder that automatically grants superior mental abilities.",
"headline": "Doctors said she'd be lucky to graduate high school \u2014 now she's the first openly autistic attorney in Florida",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/doctors-said-shed-lucky-graduate-high-school-now-shes-first-openly-autistic-attorney-florida-025011404.html",
"timestamp": "Tue Feb 19 22:31:21 UTC 2019"
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"user_text": "Thank Walker for that.",
"headline": "High school accused of body-shaming cheerleaders with 'Big Booty' and 'Big Boobie' awards",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/newsroom/vibes/american-civil-liberties-union/v-177c0cb4-2346-3815-a7f8-516998ffbab0_c-599a8090-445c-3542-a340-f5a1dba0192c_a-599a8090-445c-3542-a340-f5a1dba0192c",
"timestamp": "Wed Feb 20 17:56:38 UTC 2019"
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"user_text": "@Too many morons - \"White people are constantly under attack now\"\n\nRubbish. Shed your persecution complex, hypocrite.",
"headline": "7 Syrian refugee children die in Canadian house fire",
"url": "https://news.yahoo.com/7-syrian-refugee-children-die-canadian-house-fire-165559433.html",
"timestamp": "Wed Feb 20 15:50:43 UTC 2019"
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"user_text": "Cars have lights. Do not attempt to justify homicide.",
"headline": "Report: Syracuse's Jim Boeheim strikes, kills pedestrian on highway",
"url": "https://sports.yahoo.com/report-syracuses-jim-boeheim-strikes-kills-pedestrian-highway-143543107.html",
"timestamp": "Thu Feb 21 16:02:57 UTC 2019"
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"user_text": "Murder is still illegal.",
"headline": "Syracuse's Jim Boeheim strikes, kills pedestrian on highway",
"url": "https://sports.yahoo.com/report-syracuses-jim-boeheim-strikes-kills-pedestrian-highway-143543107.html",
"timestamp": "Thu Feb 21 16:02:37 UTC 2019"
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"user_text": "Enough circling the drain; admit the truth about what truly happened on that night.\n\nJim Boeheim decided to satisfy his inner racist tendencies by seeking out an innocent Hispanic man to \"accidentally\" run over and kill. There was no hesitation or mistakes. Just a homicidal white supremacist.\n\nFor a man of this nature, there is only one course of action: Federal hate crime charges, followed by capital punishment and nationwide humiliation.",
"headline": "Report: Syracuse's Jim Boeheim strikes, kills pedestrian on highway",
"url": "https://sports.yahoo.com/report-syracuses-jim-boeheim-strikes-kills-pedestrian-highway-143543107.html",
"timestamp": "Thu Feb 21 16:06:07 UTC 2019"
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"user_text": "And......? ASD is a spectrum disorder. Just as there are many people who are \"high functioning\", there are also many who are \"mid-functioning\" and \"low-functioning\" who cannot work those jobs.\n\nLet's not treat it as some disorder that automatically grants superior mental abilities.",
"headline": "Doctors said she'd be lucky to graduate high school \u2014 now she's the first openly autistic attorney in Florida",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/doctors-said-shed-lucky-graduate-high-school-now-shes-first-openly-autistic-attorney-florida-025011404.html",
"timestamp": "Tue Feb 19 22:31:21 UTC 2019"
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"user_text": "Thank Walker for that.",
"headline": "High school accused of body-shaming cheerleaders with 'Big Booty' and 'Big Boobie' awards",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/newsroom/vibes/american-civil-liberties-union/v-177c0cb4-2346-3815-a7f8-516998ffbab0_c-599a8090-445c-3542-a340-f5a1dba0192c_a-599a8090-445c-3542-a340-f5a1dba0192c",
"timestamp": "Wed Feb 20 17:56:38 UTC 2019"
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"user_text": "@Too many morons - \"White people are constantly under attack now\"\n\nRubbish. Shed your persecution complex, hypocrite.",
"headline": "7 Syrian refugee children die in Canadian house fire",
"url": "https://news.yahoo.com/7-syrian-refugee-children-die-canadian-house-fire-165559433.html",
"timestamp": "Wed Feb 20 15:50:43 UTC 2019"
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"user_text": "Cars have lights. Do not attempt to justify homicide.",
"headline": "Report: Syracuse's Jim Boeheim strikes, kills pedestrian on highway",
"url": "https://sports.yahoo.com/report-syracuses-jim-boeheim-strikes-kills-pedestrian-highway-143543107.html",
"timestamp": "Thu Feb 21 16:02:57 UTC 2019"
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"is_ranking_enabled": true,
"user_text": "Murder is still illegal.",
"headline": "Syracuse's Jim Boeheim strikes, kills pedestrian on highway",
"url": "https://sports.yahoo.com/report-syracuses-jim-boeheim-strikes-kills-pedestrian-highway-143543107.html",
"timestamp": "Thu Feb 21 16:02:37 UTC 2019"
},
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"user_text": "Enough circling the drain; admit the truth about what truly happened on that night.\n\nJim Boeheim decided to satisfy his inner racist tendencies by seeking out an innocent Hispanic man to \"accidentally\" run over and kill. There was no hesitation or mistakes. Just a homicidal white supremacist.\n\nFor a man of this nature, there is only one course of action: Federal hate crime charges, followed by capital punishment and nationwide humiliation.",
"headline": "Report: Syracuse's Jim Boeheim strikes, kills pedestrian on highway",
"url": "https://sports.yahoo.com/report-syracuses-jim-boeheim-strikes-kills-pedestrian-highway-143543107.html",
"timestamp": "Thu Feb 21 16:06:07 UTC 2019"
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26-30, M