Adultery Analyzed
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"user_text": "You seem to believe that all prisoners give a hoot about women and children. Naive idiot you must be.",
"headline": "Shan'ann Watts' Family Was 'Incredibly Firm' in Not Wanting Death for Murderous Husband Chris Watts",
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"user_text": "There's no need to play a \"race card\" when the opposition is clearly allied with the racists. Not that a dishonest Repubby like yourself wouldn't know this.",
"headline": "DeSantis defeats Gillum in racially charged Florida campaign that followed Trump\u2019s playbook",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/news/gillum-concedes-desantis-racially-charged-florida-campaign-followed-trumps-playbook-041323183.html",
"timestamp": "Wed Nov 07 06:14:13 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "Yes, it would be stupid of you to be shocked. Republicans cut mental health care and gave everyone easy access to guns.",
"headline": "Live updates: Mass shooting in Thousands Oaks, Calif.; 13 dead",
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"timestamp": "Thu Nov 08 22:25:24 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "Means as much as any other death in that shooting. \"Celebrity\" status is worthless.",
"headline": "\u2018Sister, Sister\u2019 Star Tamera Mowry-Housley\u2019s Niece Dies in Thousand Oaks Shooting",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sister-sister-star-tamera-mowry-211412282.html",
"timestamp": "Fri Nov 09 17:30:35 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "Aren't you from the same group that constantly whines about \"minority over-representation\"?",
"headline": "J.K. Rowling Roasts Sarah Huckabee Sanders With George Orwell '1984' Quote",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/j-k-rowling-roasts-sarah-120105005.html",
"timestamp": "Fri Nov 09 17:23:00 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "That is because you lack the intelligence to understand political discussion.",
"headline": "Democrats still winning as Election Day counting continues",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/democrats-still-winning-election-day-210109084.html",
"timestamp": "Fri Nov 09 14:53:45 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "Americans seem to think that \"psychosis\" is the only form of mental illness.",
"headline": "California shooting: Gunman Ian Long \u2018posted on Instagram\u2019 during mass killing",
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"timestamp": "Sat Nov 10 04:57:26 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "Make sure to wash it with soap. Regular dish soap kills bacteria.",
"headline": "Salmonella Outbreak In Turkey Spreads To 35 States Just Before Thanksgiving",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/salmonella-outbreak-turkey-spreads-35-173700435.html",
"timestamp": "Sat Nov 10 04:36:52 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "That goes both ways, \"nmtd\". Cruz earned over $40M for his campaign.",
"headline": "Despite loss, Beto O'Rourke's run reveals a changing Texas",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/news/despite-loss-beto-orourkes-run-reveals-changing-texas-170410609--election.html",
"timestamp": "Sat Nov 10 01:44:15 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "You seem to believe that all prisoners give a hoot about women and children. Naive idiot you must be.",
"headline": "Shan'ann Watts' Family Was 'Incredibly Firm' in Not Wanting Death for Murderous Husband Chris Watts",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/shan-apos-ann-watts-apos-224837745.html",
"timestamp": "Wed Nov 07 06:19:30 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "There's no need to play a \"race card\" when the opposition is clearly allied with the racists. Not that a dishonest Repubby like yourself wouldn't know this.",
"headline": "DeSantis defeats Gillum in racially charged Florida campaign that followed Trump\u2019s playbook",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/news/gillum-concedes-desantis-racially-charged-florida-campaign-followed-trumps-playbook-041323183.html",
"timestamp": "Wed Nov 07 06:14:13 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "Yes, it would be stupid of you to be shocked. Republicans cut mental health care and gave everyone easy access to guns.",
"headline": "Live updates: Mass shooting in Thousands Oaks, Calif.; 13 dead",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/news/live-updates-mass-shooting-thousands-oaks-calif-13-dead-113938530.html",
"timestamp": "Thu Nov 08 22:25:24 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "Means as much as any other death in that shooting. \"Celebrity\" status is worthless.",
"headline": "\u2018Sister, Sister\u2019 Star Tamera Mowry-Housley\u2019s Niece Dies in Thousand Oaks Shooting",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sister-sister-star-tamera-mowry-211412282.html",
"timestamp": "Fri Nov 09 17:30:35 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "Aren't you from the same group that constantly whines about \"minority over-representation\"?",
"headline": "J.K. Rowling Roasts Sarah Huckabee Sanders With George Orwell '1984' Quote",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/j-k-rowling-roasts-sarah-120105005.html",
"timestamp": "Fri Nov 09 17:23:00 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "That is because you lack the intelligence to understand political discussion.",
"headline": "Democrats still winning as Election Day counting continues",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/democrats-still-winning-election-day-210109084.html",
"timestamp": "Fri Nov 09 14:53:45 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "Americans seem to think that \"psychosis\" is the only form of mental illness.",
"headline": "California shooting: Gunman Ian Long \u2018posted on Instagram\u2019 during mass killing",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/news/california-shooting-gunman-ian-long-172456449.html",
"timestamp": "Sat Nov 10 04:57:26 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "Make sure to wash it with soap. Regular dish soap kills bacteria.",
"headline": "Salmonella Outbreak In Turkey Spreads To 35 States Just Before Thanksgiving",
"url": "https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/salmonella-outbreak-turkey-spreads-35-173700435.html",
"timestamp": "Sat Nov 10 04:36:52 UTC 2018"
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"user_text": "That goes both ways, \"nmtd\". Cruz earned over $40M for his campaign.",
"headline": "Despite loss, Beto O'Rourke's run reveals a changing Texas",
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"timestamp": "Sat Nov 10 01:44:15 UTC 2018"
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