roast yourself

Not possible. I can't fit in the oven.

Lol

I'm too gamey

I'm a lazy, useless, slightly fat bitch who'll never amount to anything major in life because I'm not good enough at anything.

Jxssie is a fag

im such a bitch

Man, you just a lowlife. I mean how can you be so shitty and not kill yourself? Were you born retarded or did you just walk into a brick wall?