I think I’m gonna need your help with this

@NewBeginnings7790 how do I play chess while eating pizza, in the back of a church, and being straddled by a promiscuous nun, who likes to cosplay as Wonder Woman?

It’s been bugging me for a while now.

@Temporallube Very, very quietly…. Obviously!!

@NewBeginnings7790 thanks! I needed that.

Hey! How do I catch a wild turkey to make a turkey sandwich?

@Temporallube Go to the meats section or your local store… ask the person behind the counter to fetch you some turkey shavings and then boom… you can make a turkey sandwich.

@NewBeginnings7790 that’s from processed lab grown white turkey 🤨

Are you trying to hustle me? 🤔