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a therapy dog. Or three. To keep me warm and cuddle w me.
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@Aiyana: im sry for dat. pls eat something nice.

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i just binged on chocolate don't u worry ur pretty lil head

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*relaxes my pretty lil head*
AnukBinary · M
A none dead mail ordered bride🙄

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@AnukBinary: russian brides can survive on vodka for a month
AnukBinary · M
@mikowee: well what the hell are you waiting for😐 😂

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my vodka delivery lol

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A bag full of happiness with my name on it. :-)

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*gives you a gram of happiness*
mexican food

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just take a laxative for the same effect
@mikowee: you don't understand the wonderfulness of mexican food

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@DuchessOfMapleSyrup: nah im jk i love mexican food
Kingofslytherin · 26-30, T
A PS4

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make it happen
Kingofslytherin · 26-30, T
I've been trying to get a job so I can afford one@mikowee:
marsbar · F
Hmmm 🤔 ...the hottie at my gym 😌
marsbar · F
@LikeMind: Cool idea right? 😄
LikeMind · M
Agreed, and the beauty of it is that you only have to undo some of the wrapping to get to parts you're interested in first.
Most places will take things back if they're not "suitable "@marsbar:
Most places will take things back if they're not "suitable "@marsbar:
marsbar · F
@LikeMind: Hahaha 😄
LoveableMoreon · 31-35, M
Hahahaha drugs and alcohol

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sounds like a business plan
Blithe · 31-35, F
heroin

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would u like the delivery guy to inject you too?
Blithe · 31-35, F
@mikowee: I got that.

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All the packages I'm waiting on. I want them now damn it

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@taehyun: senpai would like to see

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@mikowee: when they arrive, I might show you 😇

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😺
A 14 inch pink penis.
@mikowee: 🙊
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LikeMind · M
Would you put it in your mouth sideways to bring a smile to your face? Lol 😃😃😃
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
a Hot Naked Chick
SaRCauSTiC · 26-30, F
Free food bitch

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nothings free
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besides the obvious