From personal experience a black widow bite everything you listed is child play cause you know there a stop point for the pain a black widow bite you don't know when it will end or if it will kill you you and trust me I mean on disrespect to pregnant that give birth I have mad respect for them I just wouldn't wish a black widow bite on my worst enemy

Well having had cancer treatment with chemo,surgery,and radiation
that was sheer torture for 9 months.Your blood can feel its boiling from fever then ice cold the next.You have nerve pain you have never had come from all over your body.
This pain its not for weenies.
I feel I went to hell and back. I don't ever wish this on anyone.
Just be grateful for your health, cause you are all you've got.

The worst I've had so far has been migraines.

well i can't know until i've felt all of them.

Stepping on a Lego

If you are being eaten alive by coyotes they often go through the ass first. I've seen it many times.

I once read in an article that the most painful death a human can have is being boiled alive.

pain hurts..so basically a bad pain is one which doesnt do its job...it means bad pain is one which doesnt hurt at all...lol..so worst pain is the best condition.. :P XD XD XD XD

Being buried alive, burned alive, being left to rot

according to my mom it's man flu. my dad thinks he's dying

Why not try them all then let us know the results?

I would think burning alive would

i havent tried any of those

Jezzz have you never stubbed ur toe 😨

Any kind of nerve pain

gallstones

Obamas presidency....but it's going away....

back pain. stubbing my toe or jamming my finger is close tho