Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.

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SteelHands · 61-69, M

And an aluminum pole and feats of strength that end up with someone crying.

calicuz · 51-55, M

SteelHands · 61-69, M

@calicuz:, you couldn't bake that potato if you had a sixteen gigawatt microwave. *puts hands on head* I lost my train of thought.

calicuz · 51-55, M

@Noahkahol: "You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...... I lost my train of thought."