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Reason #39….

That it sucks being short. Cleaning the snow off your vehicle that’s a good 3” higher that you are. I’m covered with snow by the time I’m done 😟
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Well at least your tits clean the windows off as you reach for the snow on the roof. 😋
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@Degbeme lol you’re not wrong! 🤦🏻‍♀️
WindTherapy · 56-60, M
@Degbeme ..and you'd offer to warm them after they clean the windows. ;) (or at least I know I would 🤪) 🤣
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@WindTherapy 🙋‍♂️ My arm is tired from holding up so long volunteering.
Me too 😒 i have step stools in every room because I don't like searching where I last had it. I cant reach anything in my cabinets in kitchen without it.

Cant get stuff out of bottom of washing machine without it or the reacher stick. Gawd. Who designs this crap?!
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@Bexsy lol someone at least 5,8” 🤦🏻‍♀️😂
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
Lol yep. I have a step stool in the back of the jeep because I can't reach the top. I am 5'8" and still have trouble.
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@Fungirlmmm I have a stool in my house to reach everything including the controls on my dryer. 😅😬
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@Jeephikelove i have fallen into the washer on more than one occasion lol
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@Fungirlmmm that’s why I have a front loader! I can’t reach the bottom of a top loader. 😂
icedsky · 51-55, M
Push broom all you need
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@icedsky I’m in!
icedsky · 51-55, M
@Jeephikelove Trying to get me all liquored up and take advantage of me!!
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@icedsky no but I wouldn’t need to do that anyway. 😉
dumasme · 51-55, M
try stilts? Or, those wierd tall platform shoes? or, if you had a cool neighbor like me, i'd clear it for ya.

However, THANK yOU for clearing your vehicle.... i can't stand when people leave heaps of snow & ice on the car to fly off on the freeway....
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@dumasme I would break my neck on stilts! I wish I had a nice neighbour that would clear it for me but I leave for work pretty early. 😕

Right!? I hate that too and people who don’t clear their head and tail lights! 🤦🏻‍♀️
dumasme · 51-55, M
@Jeephikelove I'd clear it for ya... i get up arond 5a to clear the snow off the driveway and clear my neighbors if they're not out yet...
Adogslife · 61-69, M
Jeeps are hard for anyone to clean. I’m 6’1” and it’s not easy. Get a good snow broom that telescopes. A little step stool doesn’t hurt either. You can also open a door and get at it that way too.
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@Adogslife ya one of those would be impossible for me, I have a baby Jeep so it’s not as high. ☺️
Lumberjack70 · 56-60, M
You need a short car. Maybe pick up a corvette or your way home?
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@Lumberjack70 no I like higher vehicles! ☺️
Lumberjack70 · 56-60, M
@Jeephikelove me too
Riverman2 · 56-60, M
Reason #1. When you fall on the ice you don't hit so hard. 😃
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@Riverman2 I have fallen on the ice and I have a wrecked shoulder because of it. ☹️
Riverman2 · 56-60, M
@Jeephikelove Ouch! That sucks. Sorry for the untimely joke. I hope you heal up.
Majorsite · 61-69, M
I would gladly do it for You !
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@Majorsite awww thank you. ☺️
Majorsite · 61-69, M
@Jeephikelove Diminutive ladies are so freaking hot !
Majorsite · 61-69, M
@Majorsite May I send You a message ?
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
Hope your wearing a turtleneck or things could get chilly. 😜
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@LunarOrbit no, those freak me out, I’m too claustrophobic for them.
Drive faster! Or park in the garage
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@Justafantasy garage is not an option otherwise I would.
@Jeephikelove then option 1. It flies off eventually
Nick1 · 61-69, M
I love those telescopic snow brushes. 😁
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@Nick1 ya they’re great, I have one.
badminton · 61-69, MVIP
I know the feeling. I'm 5'5".
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@badminton you have me beat, I’m only 5’3” barely
badminton · 61-69, MVIP
@Jeephikelove Short is beautiful.
Entwistle · 56-60, M
Never trust a dwarf who tells you your wife's hair smells lovely!
Wyocowboy · M
You get your jeep all cleaned off with your body. 🤣
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@Wyocowboy feels like it
SW-User
Find someone that can do it for you
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@SW-User I’m trying! Lol
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
Lol, me too!
Entwistle · 56-60, M
No matter hoe hard a dwarf works he will always find it hard to put food in the table!

 
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