The best. If i truly want to lie--which i attempt not to--then I can set up cognitive partitions in my mind, to where I actually convince *myself* that the lie is the truth. Deep down i know the truth; i need only search for it when the lie is no longer necessary.

Also, people tend to more easily believe negative things than positive. For instance, now that I've said this, you'll believe it, because it reflects badly on me. So, in the future, that idea would be stuck in your mind, and you--or whichever person i told this to--would have difficulty believing anything i say. That predisposition can be used in a lot of ways.

Remnant of my drug addiction days.

not really, its kind of hard to lie sometimes because when i do at times i smile/smirk (And i really try not to) if someone decides to confront me of if it's true

didn't you ask this question a couple of days ago?
I'm not a good lier.. not enough practice!
;)

No, whenever I try and tell a lie I can't keep a straight face and I burst into laughter... :/

No, not at all, and I'm happy about that. It's not a skill I want to acquire.

I can be, but doing that scares me.

Not really.

I wish. My life would improve 3 fold.

Could be better...

Not really

Yes (and now you still don't know)