You go to a club and you make love with a drunk woman. In the morning when she wakes up, she asks a question

Steal cab fare from her purse and climb out the window…only to find you’re now outside of your own house. 🤔 OK. This was not well thought out…

Say omg what did we do?! I'm married, my husband will kill me, this could not be happening, and just get my clothes and leave.

Ask if we can go another round :)

Tell her we met last night. If she claimed not to remember I’d claim I didn’t either. Then I’d offer her a drink and an Uber. Nice to meet you.

Though I'd never....it's time to figure out a payment plan.

I'm your escort. You owe me $500.