Are there any extraterrestrials on here?

I can't comply with your request because that is classified information, but even if I could, I would not tell you because then you'd tell your friends and they would tell their friends....pretty soon there would be tv news cameras outside my door, people would be pestering me for interviews and talk shows....everyone would want me for their parties and to entertain them....I don't need it. I'm happy living among you people quietly in the shadows.