Something to pass the time ...

A Hindu, a Muslim and a coal lobbyist are crossing the desert, and they arrive at a remote homestead. They ask the owners if there are three beds. “We have two in the house and a comfortable barn.”

The Hindu volunteers for the barn and the others go to bed. Soon there’s a knock on the door. The Hindu says “there’s a cow in the barn ... sorry, religion!” So the Muslim goes to the barn.

Soon there’s a knock. “There’s a pig in the barn. You know ... religion!”

So out goes the coal lobbyist. Soon there’s a knock. There stand the cow and the pig

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Tariki

Going of at a bit of a tangent, the one about the Englishman and the Scotsman, who were both to be shot. They were each given a last request. The Scotsman said:- "Could I have a whole battalion of the Scotch Guards in full regalia matching past, playing 'Scotland the Brave' on the bagpipes".

"OK, we'll have that for you. They will be marching past in a minute or two."

Then the Englishman was asked for his request and he said:- "Can you please shoot me first".

MeLielie

@Tariki LOL

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@Tariki in that vein, one of my favourites!
A computer conference at a tropical resort... After lunch the analyst, the programmer and the project manger are walking along the beach, they find a lamp... They rub it and out pops the genie.

You know the drill, 3 wishes so one each. The analyst says he wants a beautiful yatch with a beautiful all girl crew... The genie snaps his fingers and the analyst is gone.

The programmer says he wants to ski in Virgin show fields. Snap of the fingers and he's gone.
The genie turns to the programme manager and asks what he wants.

I want both of them back after lunch!