Seems like that would be a liability in general

Maybe we like sand up our buainess

They wanna do it like Point Break scene.

I still have sand in my business months later

I even made out in a river - a lot younger and sillier

It's still an amazing experience

Not a problem, we'll get enough lube

Sand in the works is no fun.

Not to mention the sharks!

Never done it

I think that on paper or visually it sounds very romantic. The waves, nature kinda like The Garden of Eden.
Tuning out the world.