When a man has everything good looks built like shit brick house. successful, has all the toys you could ever imagine. Two retirements and teaches SRT.

Why is dude single he can have anybody he wants. Why me?

Aha! Married 4xs and trophy hunter

.. When it's too good to be true generally it's really bad.

Smiling too much 😒

A man offering you a ride in his van, while holding a jar of candy.

"You're special", too much flattery and compliments.
Overly positive overly happy.

“You won’t have to work, I can support us all”

Too much attention/too many compliments. It’s always a facade.

To me people are red flags lol

Someone sending flowers to another at the office...I've always been suspicious of that. It's just too ostentatious.

The Chinese ensign?

Someone faking an interest in something you care about.

Yes Men.

🙋‍♂️

"I only want to talk to you."

I see everything with caution unless proven otherwise. That saves me from a lot of trouble, generally.

I'm fine.
I don't care.
Whatever.
Do what you want.

Your girlfriend wanting to call and talk to you for 25 hours a day

A man trying to buy you lots of things when you first start dating…throwing a lot of money around…

They’re trying too hard…

Or…
My last experience with this…his house was in foreclosure and he was basically looking for a place to live 🙄. So he came on super strong because I had a home and had my shit together

Flattery 🙂