My new car accessory

@helenS should be easy enough to hide

@JohnnyNoir There's a dedicated hiding place 😏

@helenS as long as the frisking doesn't get too thorough

@JohnnyNoir A thorough search for hidden weapons, drugs, or other items must be carried out carefully. It's a police officer's most important duty. If you were a police officer, you would do the same wouldn't you.

@helenS assuming there's probable cause, of course. Then they'd bring in a female officer to do it. I don't want to find that on, or even in a guy

@JohnnyNoir A male officer might show more enthusiasm.

@helenS I'm pretty sure I'd be all professional if I discovered that on or about a woman.

@JohnnyNoir Your facial expression will have to be perfectly professional.

@helenS it's my hands I'm worried about

@JohnnyNoir You'd have to wear gloves.

@helenS of course. Protocols