Why do you come onto SW?

@SkeetSkeet Smegma and smegma accessories.

@SkeetSkeet you taught me bad things right now. Really bad things

I need to go wash my brain

@Babylon On da real real. I come here to laugh hahah

@SkeetSkeet you're actually funny af

@SkeetSkeet I just looked at the smegma subreddit and I think I need to die now.

@CountScrofula Those mf are too extreme even for me over there hahah

@SkeetSkeet Yeah it's one thing to make smegma jokes but it's another thing to have a guy go "THE SMELL IS MAKING ME SO HARD" and then show the source of the smell and AHHHH

@CountScrofula OR THE GUYS WHO EAT THEIR OWN SMEG

@SkeetSkeet i see you are finally taking my advise of getting into the smegma business

@empanadas Its where all the money is at

@SkeetSkeet Well at least you found your market.

@SkeetSkeet bruh i know a joke about this like weeks ago but for real im sure there's a real market for this.

@empanadas Hahaah maybe I'll hit up fetlife and claim I'm harvesting my own smegma fo $19.99

@SkeetSkeet Honestly if you just scrape off plaque from your teeth you can probably make it smell bad enough with some fermentation to sell it as smegma and become RICH RICH I TELLS YA

@SkeetSkeet ngl reading that made me slightly hateful im human

@SkeetSkeet Do you need a supplier? Lol

@Bang5luts How much you got?

@SkeetSkeet almost an entire weeks worth

@SkeetSkeet @Bang5luts i wish i was born as a dolphin

@empanadas this convo has made me want to end the human race rn

@SW-User I couldn't even read it 🙈

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