I had a wardrobe malfunction

Well, it is a while since I posted, but finally had a malfunction to post about. Not that nothing else happened, just had no time to post anything. Today I dressed up sexy or tacky as usual for work. Wore a black leather mid length skirt, slightly longer than a mini. A clingy red sweater and black spike heel pumps. A bra, of course, and being too lazy to put on a garter belt and stocking I instead wore a pair of red “stay up” stockings with silicone band inside. I almost always wear a garter belt, nearly every day, but once in a while stay ups. Bad choice today. The stay ups would not stay up and constantly slipped down my thigh little by little. They would hold for a while, give up and start going down and I would pull them back up. It was a struggle which was becoming awkward and embarrassing. My husband loved watching me struggle and one of our female workers was getting amused by it. Then I had to spend some time with a customer, explaining something in a catalog. Me on one side of our showroom counter, the husband and wife on the other. A minute or two of standing and a bit of movement, down go my stockings and there I go trying to discreetly pull them back up. This went on and on before I had to walk out into the showroom with them. My prayers were not answered, my stockings started downward. I managed to pull them up and did as little movement as possible while trying to finish up with these people and get behind the counter again. Finally, they left. I turned to walk back to the counter and down they went! While I struggled to pull them up my husband whispered that he loved watching me battle it out with my stay ups! Yes, I know he did. I enjoyed it a bit too. But I already got my 8 strap garter belt and stockings set out for tomorrow morning! 🍀