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YOU’’RE CUTE! DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN!?
LostOrchid · F
@Greyscale I DO. I COME A LOT 😄
@LostOrchid WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SOMG ON THIS JUKE BOX THAT I CANT HEAR BECAUSE MY VOICE IS TOO LOUD?
LostOrchid · F
@Greyscale WHAT DID YOU SAY?
@LostOrchid I DON’T KNOW! YOU’VE RUPTURED MY EAR DRUMS!
LostOrchid · F
@Greyscale THIS PLACE IS DUMB? WANNA TRY THE OTHER ONE DOWN THE STREET?
@LostOrchid ONLY IF YOU DRIVE BECAUSE IM DRUNK
LostOrchid · F
@Greyscale WHAT?
@LostOrchid GIVE ME YOUR KEYS! ITS DANGEROUS FOR SOMEONE AS DEAF AS YOU TO BE ON THE ROAD! WHAT IF YOU CANT HEAR SOMEONE HONKING AT YOU AJD ITS IMPORTANT LIKE. “Hey! Don’t hit that deer!” And then you go.. and then you go hit that deer. OH MAN I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO KEEP YELLING! I AM SO TOTALLY WASTED ROGHT NOW! HELP ME FLASH MY TITS OUT!
LostOrchid · F
@Greyscale YOU WANT ME TO HONK YOUR TITS? I CAN DO THAT. WAIT HOW ABOUT WE BOTH FLASH OUR TITS OUT THE WINDOW? HERE TAKE ME KEYS. I CALL SHOTGUNNN
@LostOrchid Okay, okay.. But wait. What if our tits like learn how to fly and then they leave us and we never get to see them again. I’ll be like, sooooooooooooo sad, dude.
LostOrchid · F
@Greyscale WHAT? I DONT THINK I KNOW HOW TO FLY. I TRIED ONE TIME IN 5TH GRADE BUT I WOKE UP.
@LostOrchid YOUR TITS HAVE THE BEST DREAMS!
LostOrchid · F
@Greyscale OMG LIKE YAASSS. OHH WE'RE HERE!
@LostOrchid HAHAHAHAHA! THATS COOL, BUT WE SHOULD LEAVE AGAIN, BECAUSE I LEFT MY DRINK AT THE BAR!
LostOrchid · F
@Greyscale OK I MEAN YOU CANT LET THAT GO TO WASTE! IM DRIVING THIS TIME
@LostOrchid OKAY BUT YOU HAHE TO PROMISE ME I CAN PICK THE MUSIC! AND ALSO I WISH WE COULD HANG OHT LIKE THIS EVERY DAY!
LostOrchid · F
@Greyscale OK OK AND WE ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS EEEEVERY DAY!