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How to cure insomnia

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”



"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.

"Come talk to me 3 times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”



“How much do you charge?”


“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.



“I'll sleep on it,” I said.


6 months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.



“Well, $150 a visit, 3 times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”



“Is that so?” with a bit of an attitude he said, and “How, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”



“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”

 
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