🎼these are my confessions🎵

When I have a certain itch, I download whisper, sext like 5 men at the same time, get off quickly, and then get off and delete the app. Leaving all of them with blue balls

And then I'm like "that was disgusting" and then just go on about my day until next month.

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onrealityofdreams

I have to admit that is one of the most clever ways to work the system I have come across.

highkeydykey · F

@onrealityofdreams yeah, I get it on my terms and stop it on my terms. I just wanted to get off, fuck them and their boners

onrealityofdreams

@highkeydykey You are a genius.