Is anybody else here an elderly black woman trapped in a young white males body?

OH MY LORD HAVE MERCY CHILD! I BEEN PRAYIN FINDA SISTA LIKE ME. OOOHHHH GIRL! I BEEN LOOKIN UP AND ALL AROUND FOR A SISTA OF COLOR LIKE ME FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE A CENTURY AND AINT FOUND NOBODY OR NOTHIN, JESUS!! OOHHHHH GIRRRLLL.. LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD HAVE YOUR MERCY ON ME LORD!