I don't think it's a cucumber do you?

i think it's more of a pickle

Stone cold egypt . So advanced with the pyramids and we don’t know how they built them but not advanced enough to put lambskin on a stick or sth

I've seen some weir looking cucumbers. It's probably home grown.

It looks like a desiccated zucchini.

Heh... yr all moist about this?

Fossilized eggplant 🍆

Ohhh or it could be human poo

Looks like a dick