they're selling this gold wallet

its like 200 bucks. i want ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. but rent is due

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A t-shirt that says "Please rob me" would be cheaper.

NoahB · 26-30, M

@Mamapolo2016 chicks dig the "please rob me" look tho

@NoahB True, if you dig the chicks whose boyfriend will assist in rolling you at the first opportunity.

NoahB · 26-30, M

@Mamapolo2016 guess i should invest in a gold plated stun gun too 🤔

@NoahB And at least one therapy session.

NoahB · 26-30, M

@Mamapolo2016 alright this is getting expensive lmao

@NoahB Reporter: "Tell us, sir, what caused your homelessness."

"There was this wallet..."

NoahB · 26-30, M

@Mamapolo2016 this is what i get for wanting a nice thing. i've only myself to blame

@NoahB You do understand only you have control over your purchases?

NoahB · 26-30, M

@Mamapolo2016 lol! oh i was pretending like i was homeless and the news anchor was talking to me. i thought we were doing a bit

@NoahB Oh, good. I thought I pushed you to the breaking point while I was playing. 😂