Post some of the best advice you ever got He sent it as a joke, but honestly, made my life...

SW-User

Never eat yellow snow ⛄️ 😬

SW-User

“The past doesn’t exist, so why are you holding onto it? Let it go.”

MtnManJohn · 61-69, M

“Never assume anything. It makes an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’.”

LunarOrbit · 61-69, M

Never trust a fart

WindTherapy · 61-69, M

"The best part about telling the truth is you never have to remember what you said"

SW-User

You are not of the earth you are for the earth.

I get it now.

don't fart if playing with a butt plug. you might shoot the dog

Floss and rinse after every meal...

Ryozo · 41-45, M

Don't ever get into politics.

Be afraid and do it anyway.

Steve42 · 56-60, M

BixbySnyder · 51-55, M

1) Assume everyone is an idiot until they demonstrate otherwise.

2) No good deed goes unpunished.

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