Give a man a ____, and he will _____. Teach a man to _____, and he will ______.

bowling ball; be confused; bowl; understand why you gave him a bowling ball.

fish ; eat for a day ; fish ; eat for the lifetime

Porno, masturbate; get girls, fuck

Give a man a nude pic and he will ask for more. Teach a man to search for nude pics online and he will still ask you for nudes

After 5 minutes of staring at this post, I still can't think of any way to make this into a smartass comment. I concede, you win good sir.

Give a man a hole, and he will fuck it. Teach a man to act like one, and he will still fuck it, but cuddle you afterwards.

sandwich, expect one all the time. make sandwich,not need you.

Give a man a woman, and he will love. Teach a man to love, and he will buy a dog.

A BJ...... be happy for an hour
Make love ...... happy for a lifetime

Gun/shoot himself. Aim/become a mass shooter.

"Lapdance". "Pay". "Lapdance" "become gay"

"fish","eat for a day."
"fish", "eat for a lifetime".