JohnOinger · 41-45, M
Hey it's me John Olinger Aka JohnnyO I got A,Profile Pic Now
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JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@ImpeccablyImperfect Would You Do Me
ImpeccablyImperfect · 56-60, F
My lips are sealed....@JohnOinger
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@ImpeccablyImperfect I take it as a,yes
Ummm... Dear God... No!!! Think of your innocence... and thank me later!!! 😱
ImpeccablyImperfect · 56-60, F
Judging from these replies, I’ll thank you now 💕@HootyTheNightOwl
Rutterman · 46-50, M
Don't ask. It is too unspeakable. 😑
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Rutterman i heard she was A Catfish 🤷♂️
ImpeccablyImperfect · 56-60, F
@Rutterman I’ll take that advice. 😊

SW-User
Just let it go.
Northwest · M
I understand that someone posted some pics while enjoying an entire corn. I don't know if these were fake pics, or it's actually her, you never know on SW, and I'm not sure why, given how strange things can get on SW, this became so popular.
ImpeccablyImperfect · 56-60, F
@Northwest soooo, you’re saying things ‘round these parts haven’t changed much in the past year! 😣
Northwest · M
ExperienceDLT · M
She is an SW legend and one of the greatest corn shuckers of all time
Lilymoon · F
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ImpeccablyImperfect · 56-60, F
@MarmeeMarch yeah that
seems to be the general consensus 😣
seems to be the general consensus 😣
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
Honestly, I missed it by mere hours.
From what I’ve been able to piece together... better not to know the details.
From what I’ve been able to piece together... better not to know the details.
ImpeccablyImperfect · 56-60, F
@JoeyFoxx haha so I’m hearing
Spumoni · 46-50, M
Let's just say the corn was, well, inside.
Spumoni · 46-50, M
@ImpeccablyImperfect Yep.
Welcome back!
Welcome back!
ImpeccablyImperfect · 56-60, F
@Spumoni Thanks man....hope you’re good!
I’ll just be over here in the corner, with my glass of wine, observing 😊
I’ll just be over here in the corner, with my glass of wine, observing 😊
Spumoni · 46-50, M
@ImpeccablyImperfect 🥂
I'm doing well. Still out on my hiking adventures and escaping.
I'm doing well. Still out on my hiking adventures and escaping.
goliathtree · 56-60, M
I have no idea who corn girl is, but I am happy to see you pretty lady!
ImpeccablyImperfect · 56-60, F
@goliathtree Ohhh you’re just as smooth as ever, my friend 😊 Hi
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@ImpeccablyImperfect rode hard and put away wet more than smooth.
Pfuzylogic · M
Jasmine, a girl who has been with SW from the beginning stole two internet pictures for attention.
Short answer: no.
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
I missed that 🤔

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You don’t wanna know 🤣🤣🤣
JupiterDreams · 31-35
She's an alien that brought corn to SW. But the corn became sentient and started to eat people...
ExperienceDLT · M
@JupiterDreams looked to me like her coochie ate the corn 🌽
Punches · 46-50, F
Apparently she is the mascot of SW.
I mean if this place had a real life parade, she would be on the Big float and the crowds would be cheering, filming, passing out of excitement, whatever.
If this were fetlife and corn lady posted, people would be like, "Is that all you got?" but this is SW so people are more easily entertained.
Kind of like when we were in elementary school and would be tripping because we heard a teacher say the word "Damn".
I think this place is kind of sheltered.
I mean if this place had a real life parade, she would be on the Big float and the crowds would be cheering, filming, passing out of excitement, whatever.
If this were fetlife and corn lady posted, people would be like, "Is that all you got?" but this is SW so people are more easily entertained.
Kind of like when we were in elementary school and would be tripping because we heard a teacher say the word "Damn".
I think this place is kind of sheltered.

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@Punches I have read fet life a few times. It's interesting but not really set up for conversations which suit me.
They were far more hardcore kinky than me. All the scat fetishists - I just didn't understand it. Many found shit the ultimate aphrodisiac 😱🤢
They were far more hardcore kinky than me. All the scat fetishists - I just didn't understand it. Many found shit the ultimate aphrodisiac 😱🤢
Freeranger · M
Holy hell...let's cut to the chase. You know exactly who this person is. I'm willing to bet you saw the photo's or you found them. This is just your libido ruling you senses babe...so why not call this what it is.
How are those hormones revvin'? Can I offer you an ear of corn?
How are those hormones revvin'? Can I offer you an ear of corn?
ImpeccablyImperfect · 56-60, F
@Freeranger Okay so, let’s actually cut to the chase...what’s your issue with me? I saw no such photos, and I asked a question because it seemed to be the topic that particular night. My libido had zero relation to my question, nor is it any of your damn business. For some reason you seem intent on singling me out tonight, but whatever. Bring it. What’s the fucking problem?
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@chuck7882 She posted 2 pics. One with the corncob in each hole
chuck7882 · 61-69, M
@SW-User after I saw the first one, I coudn't bear to look at the second one

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Some loser letting her vag eat a big ear of corn.
No fooking idea why these people are so obsessed, still!
No fooking idea why these people are so obsessed, still!
MethDozer · M
It wasn't just her butt.