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I keep seeing people referring to someone called ‘corn girl’...

Should I even ask???? Haha who is this person? She seems to have made quite a splash....
**edit: I’ve been away from here for months...I’m just not in the loop anymore

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JohnOinger · 41-45, M

Hey it's me John Olinger Aka JohnnyO I got A,Profile Pic Now

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JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@ImpeccablyImperfect Would You Do Me

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

My lips are sealed....@JohnOinger

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@ImpeccablyImperfect I take it as a,yes

HootyTheNightOwl

Ummm... Dear God... [big]No!!![/big] Think of your innocence... and thank me later!!! 😱

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

Judging from these replies, I’ll thank you now 💕@HootyTheNightOwl

ExperienceDLT · M

She is an SW legend and one of the greatest corn shuckers of all time

Rutterman · 46-50, M

Don't ask. It is too unspeakable. 😑

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@Rutterman i heard she was A Catfish 🤷‍♂️

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@Rutterman I’ll take that advice. 😊

Northwest · M

I understand that someone posted some pics while enjoying an entire corn. I don't know if these were fake pics, or it's actually her, you never know on SW, and I'm not sure why, given how strange things can get on SW, this became so popular.

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@Northwest soooo, you’re saying things ‘round these parts haven’t changed much in the past year! 😣

Northwest · M

@ImpeccablyImperfect 👌

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CestManan · 46-50, F

@kodiac Oh my gyod.

Slade · 56-60, M

@chuck7882 She posted 2 pics. One with the corncob in each hole

chuck7882 · 61-69, M

@Slade after I saw the first one, I coudn't bear to look at the second one

HannahSky · F

Just let it go.

CestManan · 46-50, F

Apparently she is the mascot of SW.

I mean if this place had a real life parade, she would be on the Big float and the crowds would be cheering, filming, passing out of excitement, whatever.

If this were fetlife and corn lady posted, people would be like, "Is that all you got?" but this is SW so people are more easily entertained.

Kind of like when we were in elementary school and would be tripping because we heard a teacher say the word "Damn".

I think this place is kind of sheltered.

Slade · 56-60, M

@CestManan I have read fet life a few times. It's interesting but not really set up for conversations which suit me.

They were far more hardcore kinky than me. All the scat fetishists - I just didn't understand it. Many found shit the ultimate aphrodisiac 😱🤢

Spumoni · 46-50, M

Let's just say the corn was, well, inside.

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Spumoni · 46-50, M

@ImpeccablyImperfect Yep.
Welcome back!

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@Spumoni Thanks man....hope you’re good!
I’ll just be over here in the corner, with my glass of wine, observing 😊

Spumoni · 46-50, M

@ImpeccablyImperfect 🥂
I'm doing well. Still out on my hiking adventures and escaping.

Lilymoon · F

🤦‍♀️

JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M

Honestly, I missed it by mere hours.

From what I’ve been able to piece together... better not to know the details.

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@JoeyFoxx haha so I’m hearing

JupiterDreams · 31-35

She's an alien that brought corn to SW. But the corn became sentient and started to eat people...

ExperienceDLT · M

@JupiterDreams looked to me like her coochie ate the corn 🌽

SW-User

Some loser letting her vag eat a big ear of corn.
No fooking idea why these people are so obsessed, still!

goliathtree · 56-60, M

I have no idea who corn girl is, but I am happy to see you pretty lady!

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@goliathtree Ohhh you’re just as smooth as ever, my friend 😊 Hi

goliathtree · 56-60, M

@ImpeccablyImperfect rode hard and put away wet more than smooth.

Pfuzylogic · M

Jasmine, a girl who has been with SW from the beginning stole two internet pictures for attention.

Freeranger · M

Holy hell...let's cut to the chase. You know exactly who this person is. I'm willing to bet you saw the photo's or you found them. This is just your libido ruling you senses babe...so why not call this what it is.
How are those hormones revvin'? Can I offer you an ear of corn?

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@Freeranger Okay so, let’s [i]actually[/i] cut to the chase...what’s your issue with me? I saw no such photos, and I asked a question because it seemed to be the topic that particular night. My libido had zero relation to my question, nor is it any of your damn business. For some reason you seem intent on singling me out tonight, but whatever. Bring it. What’s the fucking problem?

stound

Short answer: no.

BackyardShaman · 61-69, M

I missed that 🤔

travelguy01 · 41-45, M

You don’t wanna know 🤣🤣🤣

MethDozer · M

It wasn't just her butt.

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ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@MarmeeMarch yeah that
seems to be the general consensus 😣

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