I think I'll share a dream because there's nothing people find more interesting than what strangers had a dream about..

I went to space and it smelt like an old person's home in the spaceship and then when I got back to Earth my girlfriend was cheating on me but it turned out I was also cheating on her with the guy she was cheating on me with.. then I was like wtf I have no recollection of this and kicked both out of my life.

Then I woke up and told my girlfriend.