A genie has returned to grant you wishes

@SW-User if i could i would save you🤍

@poisonouscupcake The genie shrugs, yanking off his genitals, and slaps on a pinecone. It now identifies as a pine tree, unfortunately this results in the genie speaking the dead pine language.

@hidingrighthere I’m trying. You’re post was really cute. I read some of the responses you gave and it made me smile. This is just what I’d want. Maybe it’s selfish. I volunteer at a shelter and soup kitchen and I’d like homeless and hunger to be gone too. But the selfish part of me hates my illness and just wants to be mentally healthy again.

@DarkHeaven The genie gives you a nod, can't be a jackass every day. He assembles a quick massive wish, providing food, shelter, and clothing to those in need

@hidingrighthere Thank you. 🖤🤗

@hidingrighthere ¿Puerto que? 😱

@DeWayfarer Mierda! hablo alemán ahora!

@hidingrighthere 🤣

Warum nicht Deutsch? 😈

@MURD3RM0NK3Y He nods, that is a wise decision

@luckranger71 The genie wags his finger, and combine half of each of your wishes, your children have now been turned into bears

@btchstfu The genie sees no reason to grants you the wish, soon you get a call, asking you to come in as a potential candidate for Liz Gillies. You arrive in her office, only to be greeted with an application form for the local janitorial staff

@iamnikki The genie wags his finger, only one wish allowed per customer

@travelguy01 The genie finds your wish interesting, and gives you 30 lives as a Nicaraguan Contras.

@hidingrighthere Close enough

@bijouxbroussard The genie gives you a thumbs up, and deposits 1 billion into your bank account. He leaves uttering one sentence "Be ready for the IRS"

@hidingrighthere My first appt would be with my accountant.

@SW-User The genie gives you a thumbs up, dispensing a turkey sandwich into your hands. You don't know what's wrong with it and that worries you

@AFreeThinker81 The genie is creeped the fuck out

@SW-User The genie glares at you, how dare you question his intentions