You manage to meet a being claiming to be god

@FreeSpirit1 God picks you up, you're no longer laying on LSD

@hidingrighthere awwwwwww

@Nobody00 god shrugs, not everyone is ready for the truth

🤣 🤪@hidingrighthere

Im totally fine with the shrug@hidingrighthere

@NoCode5 He makes a whiteboard appear behind him, and begins talking about light pigs, the grease of time, and this one guy named blackcar that ignored him.

@kayoshin He shakes you hand, he knows he met a fellow god

@Mamapolo2016 He makes an account and immediately begins spamming the site about pork rind greatness. Soon a cult forms, delighting themselves on the protein from pork rinds

@Mamapolo2016 @hidingrighthere please no spam🤪

@Northwest God pulls out some brass knuckles, spouting words about his greatest failure

@DCarey God has a smile on his face, without drugs clogging your mind, his word of pork rinds may finally reach you. He pushes a bag your way

@Mindful God laughs with you, knowing you're laughing at those who don't believe in his word, and not at his truth

🤣 🤪 🤣 do you do stand up?@hidingrighthere

@MURD3RM0NK3Y He stares, claims this is why he likes pork rinds more

@Lilnonames he shrinks by 2 inches after eating the downers

@iamBen God sits next to you, slowly moves the beer out of your hand, replacing it with a beer filled with shredded pork rinds. With a smile, he gives you a thumbs up