Nutrition is hard

As I was picking up a snackeral or two, I saw that there was a sale on "snack pies". Whatever, I had been doing great and haven't had sugar in forever, it won't kill me. I look at the lemon, and the calories were a little shocking for the size. Then I looked at the chocolate, and it had fewer calories, less saturated fat, and somehow less sugar.

We live in a world where a pie filled with literal chocolate can somehow be slightly healthier than a pie filled with lemon. I don't even know what to believe anymore.