Can you count?

Eins,zwei, politzei

No unfortunately I’m an idiot

Yes.

Unless I am wearing mittens.

Yeah.. one, one, one, one, five :P

I can count too potato

Count on what?

Sure. There are 3 kinds of people in the world;
those who can count, and those who can't.

lower levels of counting. maybe upto a million ..

I can count to 20 an a half with all my clothes off. 😔