Is TV ready for this?
Some of you read my post a day or two ago about my friend being troubled by a skunk or skunks. She finally found someone to humane trap it and take it away, and he came yesterday to set the traps.
This morning he responded to her call, "There's something in one of the traps!" and carried away what he described as a 'big strong male."
He added that the boy skunk was seeking out a girl skunk, what with the approach of mating season and all. He thinks there are at least two girl skunks teamed up and ignoring Pepe le Pew.
This seems to me a prime opportunity for a reality show. Maybe "Human vs Skunk vs Skunkettes."
When the male is released somewhere, we could follow his touching and determined journey back to my friend's yard. It's got everything - pathos, lust, commitment to chastity (so far) and possibly a new generation of skunks (if the chastity thing doesn't pan out). Not to mention the psychic skunk-whisperer who can read the whole scenario on one skunk's face.
This morning he responded to her call, "There's something in one of the traps!" and carried away what he described as a 'big strong male."
He added that the boy skunk was seeking out a girl skunk, what with the approach of mating season and all. He thinks there are at least two girl skunks teamed up and ignoring Pepe le Pew.
This seems to me a prime opportunity for a reality show. Maybe "Human vs Skunk vs Skunkettes."
When the male is released somewhere, we could follow his touching and determined journey back to my friend's yard. It's got everything - pathos, lust, commitment to chastity (so far) and possibly a new generation of skunks (if the chastity thing doesn't pan out). Not to mention the psychic skunk-whisperer who can read the whole scenario on one skunk's face.
