Huh? Who's there?

Dog at the front door barking at the air
Wind all "whsshsh" in the trees
Then, "chk-chk-chk-chk, " feet on leaves
Uh, it's probably a cat
Might be a guy with an ax
Might be a trap, shit, it's probably a trap
Might be a possum in the trash
"Ayy, keep it moving,"
God, I sound stupid
Good chance I'm not even talking to a human