Are Hipsters still a thing?

They are gross and bert n ernied they're obsessed and way lame.
They have existed for many under names I can name.
They're the drool of the younger set, societies goo.
They are destined to sell out and then conform to you.

They were cool cats and beatniks and flappers back when.
Then greasers and hippys with daddy's money to spend.
They have the weakest imagination and an empty mind.
Follow every rule that's shoved up their behind.

Almost like effy zee, huh?

If being a hipster suddenly becomes "unhip" do they spontaneously combust? Will the skinny jeans suppress the blast? We may need to tag one and track it's progress.

I've never heard of them.

Fucking worthless

I dont think so...