Actual conversation I had with my best friend

Me: I don't hate chinese food but I can't eat a lot because the texture of rice makes me wanna puke, and I hate how the sauce always seems to be a gel, and it doesn't microwave well, and there's always onions in it, and the texture of the meat/veggies kinda makes me wanna puke too.

Best friend: so you hate chinese food

Me: yeah... I hate chinese food