How come ghosts are always creepy Victorian kids? It's never some fat guy from the '90s who died of a heart attack on his sofa is it?

Thats so true 🤔🤣

Someone in tinseltown just read this and will be working on a script for it this morning, I'm sure. I will think of you when I hear it's been produced ;-)

Because the jolly fat guy who died on his sofa eating cheesy puffs was a good person and is up in heaven.

They was too lazy to haunt anywhere

Maybe to be a ghost there's some kind of age and size conditions you have to meet 🤔

with black eyes and cover girl/boy faces??

Who would want to see a fat ghost anyway