Have you ever been stopped by the police whilst driving your car ?

Last time I got stopped, it was for a maple leaf air freshener obstruction "violation." I used to get stopped so much, that to this day, if there's a cop behind me, I'll often pull into the next side street, where I had no intention of going, just to get away from him. There's been times where I could tell a cop was running my plate number and, finding nothing, then sped on his way.