What's your morning routine like?

Awaken to deafening alarm clock.
Swear loudly and launch clock across room.
Go back to sleep.
Awaken to loud alarm ten minutes later.
Get up.
Swear loudly as I can't find the alarm clock !
Go to kitchen, fill kettle and switch on.
Let dog out.
Shave.
Make tea.
Shower.
Dress for work. Drink tea. Toast if required.
Leave house.

I open my eyes.

7:00am wake up
7:05 make up
7:10 brush my teeth
7:15 clothes
7:20 leave

get up, stumble to bathroom, turn on shower...scream in agony

Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.

Wake up...