I want to invent a time machine

So I can go back to Roman times and wear a sheet. Also: big assed orgies.

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JovialPlutonian · 36-40, M

Olinger has a time machine!

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

wildbill83 · 41-45, M

@HoraceGreenley

BettyBeez

Speak to Olinger - I wanna go too

Jimbojambo · 51-55, M

@BettyBeez Who's Olinger?

You’re welcome to come, as long as I can tug your toga.

BettyBeez

@Jimbojambo don’t wrinkle the toga. Am quite fond of it
@JohnOinger Johnny, we wanna wear togas!

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@BettyBeez yes 🤪

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

Well if you do, you can come back in time and tell us that you did

Paliglass · 41-45, F

You do that and I'm robbing it for JohnnyO

FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays · M

Fuck the sheets. Naked orgies, man!

Penny · 46-50, F

if you come back to the present will you bring the syphilis with you? besides, why go back in time when you can put on a sheet and find an orgy to go to on Fet Life

Jimbojambo · 51-55, M

@Penny it wouldn’t be the same. I’d make a bomb taking syphillis meds to Ancient Rome.

Penny · 46-50, F

@Jimbojambo ooh, good idea!

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