What 3 'essentials' do you always keep in your car ?

@JovialPlutonian To bury bodies.

@JovialPlutonian oh, I forgot, I have a shovel too! Husband insists for in case I get a stuck in mud or snow.

But why bury them that make good feature in your front garden@FairyGirlGemma

@JovialPlutonian I agree, but the police are funny about having decomposing corpses in view.

Rub some salt on them they’ll last longer@FairyGirlGemma

@JovialPlutonian Ooh good tip, I like it! :D