What 3 'essentials' do you always keep in your car ?

@MartinTheFirst In that order? :)

Is that how you treat all your lovers?@MartinTheFirst

@JovialPlutonian What are you talking about? Condoms for my hands as makeshift gloves due to covid, the lube for eventual greasing of the mechanicals, and a shovel for poking things to see if they're dead or not.

@Nimbus In that order, Sir.

@MartinTheFirst 👍️

@MartinTheFirst Sorry jumping to conclusions

@JovialPlutonian Yes, think before you do next time 😠! I just happened to win a lifetime supply of sex accessories, and since I dont have sex I need to make the most of it! 😤

@MartinTheFirst well go find some beautiful woman to use them on lol

@JovialPlutonian no I much prefer this, thank you. *applies makeshift gloves and steps into store*

@MartinTheFirst don’t forget your lube