Why is mother nature such a weirdo?

She's not. We are. We are like demanding parents who only love their child when she is good.

So is it weird to change? That's what nature is about! Even life is about change. Even the rate of change itself changes.

Your first 24 years was nothing but constant change for your body. Then it slowed down yet still changes. Only the rate of changes changed.

Hmm? It sounds like you may have tried to pull one over on her, and got caught.

'cause we fucked with her and broke her

What happened?

Mother Nature is bipolar

She'd be boring if she weren't! 🥳