There’s a bomb in your house that will detonate in five minutes

@Mordi That post will really blow up

That pun was completely unwarranted. 😡

@Mordi So was the rattlesnake you sent me in the mail.

You mentioned you don't get enough slithering mail. 😒

@Mordi I’ve named him Mordi Junior

Kinda offensive since he is actually Mordi Senior. 😔

@Mordi Sorry. I should of researched his hiss-story before making an assumption

Your punship is completely out of control. 😱

@Mordi Sorry sir 😔

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