I really wanna go back to calling you all filthy peasants but I'm in such a bad mood

@SW-User A peasant AND a wuss... pathetic.

@SW-User I ain't eaten a crumb of bread in three days, your grace. My youngest, Alfred, died a fortnight ago. 😢

@SW-User He was ugly anyway

@SW-User It's not his fault he caught the pox when he was a babe. 😔

@SW-User I...I just thought he looked like you...

@SW-User The pox just made him even uglier than I, if that were even possible. Poor child, his mother couldn't ever look at him. 😔

@SW-User I'm surprised you even have a wife☹️

@SW-User It helps when they happen to be blind. 👀

@SW-User No wonder she couldn't even look at him then...*takes notes* a peasant, a wuss and not particularly bright, hmmmm

@SW-User She was a great wife, until she tripped and fell down an old well. 😔

@SW-User ...what???

@SW-User Haha xD

@SW-User Riiight👀👀👀

@SW-User Maybe that's why blind people should have sticks to poke at things in front of them. I thought she just wanted to use it to whip people. 😔