In Ontario, Canada, you can be charged with assault if you throw a paperclip at someone

Totally the same as if you throw a brick with murder intent.

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RoxClymer · 41-45, M

in my Town it's illegal to parade chickens a midnight, through downtown.

revenant · F

@RoxClymer I prefer your town

RoxClymer · 41-45, M

@revenant in modern context, from an American POV, that does seem ridiculous

revenant · F

@RoxClymer ahah even a newspaper can be seen as a murder weapon. Not kidding here either

JenKarl · 41-45, C

Love a good chicken parade@RoxClymer

RoxClymer · 41-45, M

@revenant after the Trunp election I wanted to move to Canada, but it seems to have swung the opposite of the US, which is just as unappealing to me.

revenant · F

@RoxClymer Ontario will do everything in direct opposite just out of spite.