So which one of you all is responsible for making those crop circles overnight?

@SW-User 🔫😡 the military wants to know your location.

@assemblingaknob They'll never catch me 🛸

@SW-User Dammit. What model spaceship is that? Looks like a Tesla

@assemblingaknob Don't be silly, it's a Phaarg 5000, fastest thing in the universe.

@SW-User I'm jealous

@assemblingaknob I'm planning abductions later, all part of the mission.

@SW-User 😱 I'm calling 911

@assemblingaknob Spoilsport 😟

@SW-User
So that's where you've been! 😲

@Moonpenny 🙊🙉🙈

@SW-User Rumbled 😆

@Moonpenny It's all fake news 🙄

@SW-User 👍🏻😉

@Moonpenny I'm still finalising tonight's abduction list 🤨

@SW-User 😇

@Moonpenny You will also go on the list

@SW-User
But...but...but...
Might be preferable right now 🤭

@Moonpenny Bags packed, be there at 10:23 pm

@SW-User
Wow, that's precise!

@Moonpenny Busy schedule 🤷‍♂️

@SW-User
A man with a plan....sorry, alien 👽

@Moonpenny NA-NUU, NA-NUU

@SW-User
You're starting to make me believe this could be true 😟

@Moonpenny Of course it is, abduction and probing is the main purpose of the mission. Crip circles are just a bit of R&R.

@SW-User
**looks out of window**

😲😲😲