Guys of a certain age, are you looking forward to your first prostate exam?

Basically its like this: when you turn 50 you get to go see the Dr and he slides a finger up your anus and if he thinks you're hot, he might massage your balls a bit too.

Guys are so lucky, girls dont get anything like that. Sure we get to go see a gynecologist every now and again but it always feels clinical and not even a little bit naughty.