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“Hey girl, I heard you’re looking for a stud. Well I got the S-T-D so all I need is U!”
wilderflower · F
@SW-User Yup.
bijouxbroussard · F
@SW-User 🤦🏽♀️😅
SW-User
If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If Covid doesn't take you out, can I?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere?
If Covid doesn't take you out, can I?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere?
wilderflower · F
@SW-User That first line ugh
SW-User
@wilderflower I don't like pickup lines. Just talk to a person, yanno?
SW-User
Hi
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SW-User
@wilderflower 😜 ;)
JoePourMan · 61-69, M
@SW-User this seems to be the SW favorite
SW-User
@JoePourMan oh yeah. LMAO
Synyster · 51-55, M
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
SW-User
@Synyster nahhh we're crazy Canucks. ;)
Synyster · 51-55, M
@SW-User Damn right we are. 😉
SW-User
@Synyster Eh? ;)
wilderflower · F
Oh sooo many but this one always makes my eyes roll
‘are you (german/Irish/Mexican/[i]whatever [/i]..) ? Would you like some in ya?’
‘are you (german/Irish/Mexican/[i]whatever [/i]..) ? Would you like some in ya?’
NewKidInTown · 51-55, M
How much does a polar weigh?
Enough to break the ice.
Hi I’m Newkid ;)
Enough to break the ice.
Hi I’m Newkid ;)
SW-User
@NewKidInTown *groan* Lmao
Virgo94 · 26-30, F
@NewKidInTown 😂
NewKidInTown · 51-55, M
@SW-User @Virgo94 it worked ;)
How are you ladies this evening? Come here often?🤓
How are you ladies this evening? Come here often?🤓
Ladyryan · 51-55, F
Him: "Hi, I love Japanese women"
Me: Huh? Who cares, I'm Filipina 😒😷
Me: Huh? Who cares, I'm Filipina 😒😷
JoePourMan · 61-69, M
@Ladyryan epic fail on his part
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JoePourMan · 61-69, M
@Ladyryan Assumptions get us in trouble every time.
"Hi, I'm not a Gyneacologist but I'd be happy to take a look at it for you"...lol
tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F
I lost my phone number can I have yours?
As a bonus the best chat up line a guy came out with to me was "You turn my software into hardware." Yes it worked too which is rare,I prefer intelligent conversation and don't go for cheesy chat up lines.
As a bonus the best chat up line a guy came out with to me was "You turn my software into hardware." Yes it worked too which is rare,I prefer intelligent conversation and don't go for cheesy chat up lines.
GBPackersFan · 41-45, M
If a guy see’s a woman with a nice strut he could say... if I had a swing like that I would put it in my backyard. 😏
SW-User
@GBPackersFan 🤣
GBPackersFan · 41-45, M
They do respect her but.... they love to watch her strut. Bob Seger 😀@SW-User
SW-User
@GBPackersFan good song 🎼
SW-User
Girl, you're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
You need to follow me on Instagram
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ProdigalSummer · F
Do I know you from somewhere? Ugh.
caesar7 · 61-69, M
....you come around here often?