Excuse me, sir ._.

@Darci whoa there, I'm not letting.you go that easy 😏
You and I got some catching up to do

@SW-User Go catch your baby sharkies 🦈 I got a scor to settle on your stupid cruiseshi- umm pirate ship..

@Darci I keep my sharks as pets!!
And my ship ;-;
Is hardcore gurl ouch ;v
Why you hurt me?

@SW-User Your silly lil pet sharkies 🦈 can bite anyones pretty arse except yours and your perverted cruise- uhh pirate crew is as dumb as an empty gun barrel!

@Darci my crewmen were pervs when I kidnapped you? >:v
You shoulda told me!

And I already told you that we ain't dumb! Just.... informationally challenged

@SW-User That's bull you can feed to your pet sharkies 🦈 you knew I was a target! 🤬

@Darci 👀
You fed Jim Jam to the sharks. Wasn't that satisfying?

@SW-User He was dumb as heck. He thought he could bounce on the stupid plank then it snapped and bye bye 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@Darci wait, you can bounce on the plank??? :V

Lemme try!

@SW-User Nooooo!!! *tries to stop you* 🤦‍♀️

@Darci look at me *in Somali accent*
You are the captain now

@SW-User You look completely ridiculous *scoffs giving you my hand* come on, its not worth losing you to those ugly fishes of yours....

@Darci alright fine :v
You drive a good point. You stole all my jewels so of course you kinda want me alive to go get more 😤

@SW-User I didn't. I earned them with my hard earned efforts 😈

@Darci 😒
I gave you the comfy bed and slept on the couch for you
You ain't earn NUFFIN!

@SW-User Ask yer ruffians there *points at your crappy crew men*

@Darci did you bribe them with my stuff??? >:v

@SW-User Neope...you'll never guess 😏

@Darci 🤨
Yeah, tell me

*contemplating kicking you off the crui- pirate ship*

@SW-User No, I won't now I'm off to bed..

*moves past you rolling my eyes to the room*

@Darci >:v
Okay, I see how it is

My crew is LOYAL ya know. They tell me ERRTHANG

@SW-User Then they'd have told you about me but I know they won't 😏

@Darci
That means you DID steal my stuff! Well, they'll throw you off the ship if I say so cuz they're still loyal to ME!

@SW-User See if I care 😑