Why must we wait 2 years to change our usernames?

@SW-User TheMammalianlyManlyManlyManOfManlyManliness

@SW-User it's getting 🔥 in here

@SW-User no

@SW-User what do you want it to be?

@SW-User SpicyIsAwesome 😌

@SW-User I'm not a fanboy 🤦🏾‍♂️
Gimme a manly nickname or I'm picking

@SW-User 😂 you want him stuck with that?

@SW-User 😭💔 you hate me

@SW-User 😅 maybe

@SW-User hell nah, that's being a fanboy 😂
Stop tripping

@SW-User 😂 it'd be fun but he's gotta have a MANLY name

@SW-User hell no it won't be fun unless she has PirateIsManly as her username 😂

@SW-User MANLY good idea 💡

@SW-User fair trade

@SW-User yes it is lol

@SW-User pshhhh I like my username though 🥺

@SW-User I like all my usernames 😂

@SW-User how aboot I be Pirate and you be SpicynSweetXO

@SW-User no no that gets confusing lol

@SW-User 👀
You'd have such a cool nickname and I'd have a girly nickname

All sugar and spice and jellybeans and kisskiss and whatnot

Heyl nah

@SW-User 😇 I win

Lmaoooo it's already been settled

@SW-User oy, nobody gets my nickname! It's mine ;-;

@SW-User noooo

I claimed it 😪

@SW-User I claim you, so I get to keep anything you claim 😤

@SW-User 😭😅 Ahah nopeeeee that's against the rules